“The SantaLand Diaries is a cynically candid, profoundly profane laughgasm.”
– Boulder Weekly
If your eggnog is curdled, you’ve got a stocking full of coal and you’re on the Naughtiest List, Crumpet the Elf has got your back. Santa’s not-so-helpful sidekick returns for more hilarious hijinks in this acclaimed one-man show based on the memoir by David Sedaris. Think holiday shopping is brutal? Try being on the receiving end of Macy’s SantaLand madness in a pair of pointy shoes. This twisted tale is the cure for the common Christmas show and the perfect excuse to take a break from it all.
Advisory: For mature audiences due to language and subject matter. Strobe lighting effects are used approximately 1 hr and 10 mins into the show.
Bar opens 30 minutes before showtime and closes 5 minutes before the performance begins.
Ugly Sweater Party
Thu, Nov 29 at 6pm in The Jones
Get into the ho- ho- holiday spirit for a fun “Theatre Thursday” night out at the theatre. Enjoy a festive pre-show ugly sweater party including a cocktail and live music before the performance of The SantaLand Diaries. Even better? It’s all included with your show ticket for a special price. Use promo code THURSDAY.
Sun, Dec 9 at 2pm
Before selecting seats, enter the appropriate code noted below for the services you require in the Promotional Code box.
Sign Language Interpretation: ASL
Audio Description: AUDIO
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Late Night Performances
Dec 14 & 21, 10pm
Feeling extra naughty? Join us on select Fridays for a late night performance. Those dreams of sugar plum fairies can wait.
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